God Speaks to G

Yesterday while I was pressing my skirt for church, G came in the room and started her usual chattering. On most occasions I admit I only listen with half an ear - believe me that girl can talk! - but this time she caught my full attention with a question. She wanted to know what language I thought God uses in heaven. She wondered if He speaks English or Spanish or what.

I told her that I didn't really know but that I thought maybe it was a language we may only be able to understand once we're there. Her reply?

"Maybe it's Pig Latin."